Students & Quotes

In my third class of the day we were doing the evil dictation because the new books hadn’t arrived and three out of four of them had forgotten their books >_> Anyway, one of the students wasn’t listening for one of the sentences and asked me to say it again. I did and then he asked me to say it again by saying, and I quote, “Alex, CTRL+C, CTRL+V.” like you would if you were talking about a computer. I looked at him and grinned. I wasn’t sure what else to do :P

I wrote “Copy Paste” on my hand so I would remember it, but when I got home, it was smudged and it said, “Gay Pasta” <3

Oh, and while we're quoting people, I just heard this on an episode of CSI: Las Vegas and it made me laugh:

Warrick “What does this look like to you?” *points to a blood pool*
Gil “A hermaphrodite on roller skates.”
Catherine “A kitten.”
All “…”

As much as my students can be cute and cuddly, they can also be dangerous D: One of my elementary students kicked me because I called her a ‘monkey‘ today. She didn’t mean to kick me as hard as she did, but she has quite heavy slippers and she caught me cleanly in the middle of the shin. It wasn’t a malicious attack either and I didn’t really make anything of it until later when I actually looked at it. I thought it was just going to be a small bruise but there was blood and it’s swollen up. I tried to take a picture but, a) I didn’t think it fair to expose you to my terrible legs, b) I couldn’t get my camera to focus, and c) my leg went numb because of the position I was in trying to take a good shot XD

I’m not going to mention it to her but if she kicks me again I’ll sit on her, squish her up into a ball and stick her in my desk drawer…