In my third class of the day we were doing the evil dictation because the new books hadn’t arrived and three out of four of them had forgotten their books >_> Anyway, one of the students wasn’t listening for one of the sentences and asked me to say it again. I did and then he asked me to say it again by saying, and I quote, “Alex, CTRL+C, CTRL+V.” like you would if you were talking about a computer. I looked at him and grinned. I wasn’t sure what else to do :P
I wrote “Copy Paste” on my hand so I would remember it, but when I got home, it was smudged and it said, “Gay Pasta” <3
Oh, and while we're quoting people, I just heard this on an episode of CSI: Las Vegas and it made me laugh:
Warrick “What does this look like to you?” *points to a blood pool*
Gil “A hermaphrodite on roller skates.”
Catherine “A kitten.”
All “…”
As much as my students can be cute and cuddly, they can also be dangerous D: One of my elementary students kicked me because I called her a ‘monkey‘ today. She didn’t mean to kick me as hard as she did, but she has quite heavy slippers and she caught me cleanly in the middle of the shin. It wasn’t a malicious attack either and I didn’t really make anything of it until later when I actually looked at it. I thought it was just going to be a small bruise but there was blood and it’s swollen up. I tried to take a picture but, a) I didn’t think it fair to expose you to my terrible legs, b) I couldn’t get my camera to focus, and c) my leg went numb because of the position I was in trying to take a good shot XD
I’m not going to mention it to her but if she kicks me again I’ll sit on her, squish her up into a ball and stick her in my desk drawer…
